Doomane

The combination of the first part of dude that makes the do sound and man which is changed to sound mane (like a lions mane) for more effectiveness in speech. Not meant to be derogatory. It can be used as a greeting like "Dude!" or as a replacement for a name (see examples).

Yo, doomane, hand me that purple drank.
Fuck you doomane.

by Jade the Number One Son June 11, 2011

doorman discretion

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")

A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?

by jakester1234 January 1, 2011

DoodManBro

When one acts totally radd and macho all the time. Involves attending keggers, raising your hands in the air and saying "Spring Break!" even when it is not spring break.

Party Time Tom is totally a DoodManBro.

by Daniel Pupillo May 15, 2006

7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

The Magic Doodangle

A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"

1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"

2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"

by Wolf Daddy February 12, 2020

angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.

I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!

by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009