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dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
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J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!
by paul sulivan November 25, 2010
mugGet the doochemug.

dooche

like a duche except more duchey
alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.
by kpaske January 17, 2007
mugGet the doochemug.

Dooch

The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
by Not very important[bn October 17, 2008
mugGet the Doochmug.

The Dooche

A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.
"DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE!!" -Everyone in the room, usually when The Dooche is drinking a keg.
by Shondocker November 12, 2004
mugGet the The Doochemug.

Dooch bag

Dooch bag is the verbal mispronunciation of douche bag, as doosh bag is the written misspelling of doosh bag.

Also, a blatant mispronunciation of the word douche bag, used by mitches.
"I had 14 kills on Halo and was about to get a perfection when someone on my team betrayed me. What a dooch bag!"
by Coco Puffz June 21, 2009
mugGet the Dooch bagmug.

la dooche

someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag
man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up

french guy: me do not know how you say

man#1: you know what your a la dooche
by BROWNHUSTLER00 April 10, 2009
mugGet the la doochemug.

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone
1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.
by Patrick April 19, 2005
mugGet the dooche bagmug.

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