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When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.
"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"
Doinked by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025
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Royally Doinked 

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.
Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?
Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
dinked by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Donked Out 

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.
"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"
Donked Out by Big J Macc June 23, 2009

dinked around 

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.
1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.
dinked around by roachfood August 29, 2008

big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard