dogwank

A useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish

Men are total dogwank

by Nixsta June 11, 2006

dogwank

The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.

"So what did you get up to last night?"
"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his jizz off my hand and face"

by Pants-O-Matic March 9, 2004

dostanko

being a russian over lord. Taking utter control of everyone and everything. Most dostanko's have the name of brittany or brianne.

She is such a dostanko

by Unknownnn April 1, 2008

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Dogtanion

Dogtanion, pronounced dog-tan-ion...
To inappropriately insert falice into the behind of a dog repeatedly/to shag a dog

Mr Hancock from the lands of Cornwall

by Shaba March 6, 2005

dogstank

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!

Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!

by palabrajot October 1, 2010