dorkologist

A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis.

Alyssa: Ur such a dork!

Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkologist.

by Pook September 20, 2005

dabologist

A person who has mastered the art of making dabs.

We are the best dabologist on the block.

by Psycho lokz May 21, 2018

dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.

"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."

by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021