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Dogfished

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.
“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.
by xynzee August 5, 2019
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Dogfish

a person on a any given website or app that uses pictures significantly more attractive than they are at the time of the date/meet-up.

(on a scale from 1-10 a 3pt+ drop would qualify one as a "dogfish" not a catfish where the pictures used are of a completely different person or sex) (credits-Hicksy)
Girrrrrrllllll, his photos must have been from his high school days when he was a 9. Because when he showed up he as more like a 6, damn dogfish fuck-boys.
by AdamAGame June 6, 2018
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The DogFish

When you do your girl in doggy while your ice fishing and your jigging at the same time, and you catch a fish and when you reel it up and slap her with the fish making you both cum
I was in the ice shack with my girlfriend doing the DogFish and we both came so hard!
by Dakota2105 February 21, 2022
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Dogfish

This is the definition of a collective group of people intertwined by having a relationship with a specific man. no one else knows they are a part of this dating polygamy act. He is a mix of a catfish and a straight up sociopath dog and hooks multiple women in his game. He lives a life of lies making these women all think they are number 1. He tags fb posts of one girl but then untags and deactivates accounts so others can't see. He will provide flowers, for some, but not all, hold doors and buy Mac computers for some but not all. He will tell you he has proposed to past girls but then they cheated. He will use his kids and multiple jobs as an excuse for why you never see him. You will never go to his place even after a year. You will never meet his mom, family, friends and kids even though he says they want to meet you. He will make up she's just a friend story to his other girls: For example telling one girl that he went to college with another girl and was in a tight group with her and 2 gay guys it wasn't true.

He will lie at all costs to keep his school of fish! Please Beware of the dogfish!
That asshole Tennessee aka Tj turned out to be a real dogfish!
by Ebizzle82 August 17, 2016
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dogfish

A dog that smells like it could be part fish.
My dog is so stinky she smells like a dogfish.
by Shitdinger October 6, 2008
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Dogfish

Is when something eats period blood off tampons and pads.
Oi you here about Jonny?

Yeah I heard he’s a bit of a dogfish
by Coonknees November 7, 2018
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Dogfish

When you meet a person of the same sex from the internet and it turns out they want to have sex with you
by CHUBZ September 28, 2018
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