dodecanut

(doe-deck-uh-nut) To ejaculate in a burst of twelve directions, getting sperm everywhere.
Uses: Dodecanut, Dodecanated, Dodecanation, Dodecanating

Tyrone: Let me penetrate and dodecanut inside.
Shawty: If you dodecanut, you will stain my new carpet.

by Lil Dodecanut September 22, 2017

Dodecaphobia

The fear of the number 12.

Vinny wakes ups screaming due to dodecaphobia ever since Tom Brady left the Patriots.

by Heywhoknowsit12 March 17, 2020

decapus

- 10 octopuses
- a feline with 10 tentacle-like appendages
- a word that causes certain people to randomly burst into laughter when thought about

- I went fishing and saw a decapus!
- If I don't go home and feed my decapus, his tentacles might fall off.
- Dave randomly burst into laughter in the middle of his final exam after thinking of the work "decapus".

by K. Masterson April 28, 2008

dodecaburn

1.) When a first party sets forth a rapid 12 count burn, leaving the person who received the burn in an obliterated stupor.

2.) An aw inspiring burn.

3.) A insult that never should be used carelessly.

Burner: Damned, retarded, bitch, ass, mo' fo', eurotrash, yank, bum, cracker, quendo, punk, vic!

Burned: ...

Third Party:I didn't think a dodecaburn was possible!

by Coffe Man October 21, 2010

dodecadumbass

When someone is so stupid, they are literally 12 times dumber than you could possibly comprehend.

Example:

Person 1: "How many sides are on a triangle?"

Person 2: "(name), you fucking dodecadumbass, it's literally in the name."

by trenchwarfare September 13, 2022