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divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go
by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006
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divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.
(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?
by /b/tard Jimmer October 9, 2007
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Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
by Effmanny June 5, 2010
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dividian

I passed the dividian
by TheCg123 August 30, 2023
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Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus April 10, 2011
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New Divide

A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?

Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
by kingyo12 May 27, 2009
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hide it or divide it

A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.
Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!

You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
by Talmanes August 4, 2007
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