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Dive Bomb

asshole: DIVE BOMB!!!!!! *sploosh*
victim: *sniff* my latte...
by Spaz De Kat January 22, 2009
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Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
by Cornelius P. Bulletball January 18, 2010
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Divebombing

When the girl does a hand stand with her ass in the air, the the man subsequently runs at her fully erect and dives attempting to land directly in her.
Man I should be an olympian or some shit, I pulled off divebombing this girl yesterday!
by Modus1 October 4, 2019
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Divebombing

The act of suspending yourself at the top of a bathroom stall in order to defecate well above the actual bowl.
Divebombing keeps me from touching the dirty seat.
by Dermoid Cyst March 12, 2008
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Dive Bomb

To take a shit standing up to give the appearance that the poop is "dive-bombing" the water.
I was dive bombing and some of the water splashed up and got my cheeks wet.
by his grace March 25, 2008
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Dive Bomb

The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.
Holy shit, did you just see Holloway dive bomb that table?
by Live Ever Die Never February 20, 2009
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Divebombing

The homoerotic act of a man inserting his penis into an already semen-filled anus of another man, and then withdrawing his penis from the anus whilst inserting his penis into a woman to instigate a third-person pregnancy.
In divebombing, Dom Delouise pulled out of Carl Suprise's anus in the homoerotic heat while Louie Zeus swooped in to Carl to get it while it's hot and then divebomb it inside of Bethesda's pussy to give her the bombing child she has always dreamed of.
by Roger Partison January 1, 2009
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