Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

dizzert

Dizzert=Bomb,hit record,pimpin, good weed(after you smoke u will hizzeel)

If you buy from first you just bought a dizzert

by WestSide4Life July 3, 2003

ditmer

A word invented by a student at Miami University that is really a parking lot but he thought it would be funny if he made it mean something sexual. This was done so he could use it one his songs that he writes that are not good but he thinks they are. Ditmer is not a vagina. It's a parking lot. The kid who wrote that is not funny

Ditmer is a parking lot not a Vagina.

by Random122 March 17, 2008

Dithered

A delay in video....most notably from the era of real video and vivo active players..

Her video was dithered, and wouldn't play.

by pornstitute September 6, 2022

Ditterization

The realization that what you are touching is wrong or inappropriate

"As Tommy D leaned in to skim her inner thigh, he retracted his hand with an overwhelming ditterization that this was inappropriate"

"I learned that a 12 volt electric shot was painful when I regrettably and inappropriately licked the ditterization-operation doll"

by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

dither

a state of confusion

After that experience I will be in a dither for the rest of the night.

by Light Joker May 28, 2007

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014