Ditum

DIT-UHM

(Noun) It is the pronunciation of the acronym D.I.T.M. which stands for "Dick In The Mouth."

1) It is the language spoken by a man/woman who wishes to perform oral sex on someone.

2) Term used to describe someone's carnal intentions ; usually relating to oral sex.

1) Yo, look at that drunk girl in the corner! She is clearly speakin' ditum tonight.

2) She can not speak a lick of english, but I heard she was fluent in ditum.

by Brian S. & Chris C. April 5, 2008

ditb

Internet abbreviation or acronym of sorts meaning do it in the butt.

Would you like to DITB?

by Johnnysmitty December 9, 2008

dittbub

an exceptionally cool and computer savvy person

The dittbub changed all my grades in the school computer when I told him I was failing.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

dittbub

an exceptionally cool and computer savvy person

The dittbub hacked into the school computer and changed my grades when I told him I was failing all my classes.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

ditzbang

(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.

Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....

by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones September 8, 2006

Adelina Invidia Ditullio

All around perfect girl the love of my life she is the best thing to ever walk the earth:) I wouldn't know what to do without her I don't even want to think about it.. I want her and I to last a lifetime together and have a family together (: the way she laughs/smiles gives me butterflies:) I would do anything for her and I trust her with my life:) I love you baby :)

I wouldn't want anyone other than an Adelina Invidia Ditullio

by Patrick Barone October 28, 2013

ditable

When you get so angry with your hostile work environment that it causes you to completely misspell a word, thereby creating the definition for said anger that causes you to misspell words.

T is in a ditable mood.

by KelTellss May 12, 2017