ditchpick

Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

by wallyladyn May 13, 2010

Bitchstick

lipstick that makes you look like a hot bitch

Yo Cynthia looks so hot today she must be wearing her bitchstick

Yo let me borrow your bitchstick I’m going out to pick up daddies, I need new shoes.

by Originalanaconda February 10, 2020

Discostick

penis; dick

Give me your discostick!

by CamiWay July 19, 2009

fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

bitchstick

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.

boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"

by air_conditioning January 20, 2009

dicksticking

Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.

What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.

by Megrim December 28, 2008

Bitchstick

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.

A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.

by Jesus H. P. Lovecraft Christ July 2, 2008