A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.
Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.
by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009
When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar
I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"
by andale524 October 14, 2009
by PicanteChode September 13, 2021
Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.
Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
by Poopsoda16 May 09, 2011
You dandruff ditcher!
by PepperpedeFan April 12, 2022
A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.
John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
by Konnor with a K May 24, 2010
"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."
by JAMISON75TX December 21, 2017