dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

Diptard

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

by msblueyes December 6, 2010

disturding

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.

I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.

by messedupzero September 27, 2008

Diptard

A more aggressive version of a tard.

"We got a fuckin diptard here."

by JVATYT February 9, 2022

diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

dietard

Common name for the proper Dietardius Maximus, also known as WarMachineVx.x and rarely refered to as DieHard. Commonly found within the MMO Lineage 2 but is also thrown around on forums across the internet and possibly in real life.

1v1 Dietard? Ah, I didn't think so, pussy.

by HGM_SPAM October 24, 2004

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

by papaya January 30, 2005