Disorientated

Disorientated is one of the most common misspellings of disoriented. And it sounds really nasty and uneducated.

Pete: "I was so disorientated!"
Nelly: "You mean, disoriented!"

by Shulian February 15, 2010

disorientated

The illiterate form of disoriented, uttered by those who find language disorienting.

Dang! If I woodiv lernt to reed I woodent bee so disorientated.

by Jeff Lyons September 22, 2007

disorientated

The incorrect word that Bear Grylls feels he needs to use way too often on Man Vs. Wild instead of disoriented.

"I met a family recently who had been caught in a huge avalanche and when it stopped they were completely disorientated and had no idea which way was up and which way was down."

by McMandar April 3, 2010

lost and disoriented

To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"

"Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend"

by stuck-fly May 4, 2005

Disorienteated

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

by johnxtampa January 18, 2009

disorienated

It’s kinda the same as “disorientated” but “disorienated” it is when you fuck your self (or someone absolutely smashes you) until the point when everything you see looks like it has a dildo on it.

Wow dude, I got soooo disorienated last night.

by Trythatass6479 February 17, 2018