Doctor Dismal

A very mediocre doctor who was forced to become a doctor after taking his car insurance and treats people of depression, Anxiety, and pure interest idiocy . He has a PhD in Neurology so I guess he barley counts as a doctor.

John: Hey man doctor dismal sucks, he gave me aspirin to treat my severe Heartburn’s

by DismalAzeth April 18, 2019

infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.

*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"

by SBFY December 23, 2021

Dismal Jimmy

A beard comprised of only the hair circling the mouth, forming a near pencil thin ring. The rest of the face is bare. Often associated with the wearer being a douchebag and feeling the urge to punch the wearer in the face.

Josh: “Did you see Mike shaved his face and has a dismal jimmy now?”
Darryl: “I know… I kind of want to punch him in the face.”

by RougeBerry March 9, 2025

Dismal Jimmy

Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.

“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”

by RougeBerry January 12, 2023