infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

Doctor Dismal

A very mediocre doctor who was forced to become a doctor after taking his car insurance and treats people of depression, Anxiety, and pure interest idiocy . He has a PhD in Neurology so I guess he barley counts as a doctor.

John: Hey man doctor dismal sucks, he gave me aspirin to treat my severe Heartburn’s

by DismalAzeth April 18, 2019

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.

*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"

by SBFY December 23, 2021

Dismal Jimmy

Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.

“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”

by RougeBerry January 12, 2023