Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Melisse

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I can’t believe Nick gave me a Dirty Melisse after hooking up with Ashley yesterday!

by Hahatoogood May 6, 2020