dirty lucas

when you push your thumb between you index and middle fingers and shove it up someone's left nostril.

man, that jason gave me a dirty lucas earlier today. my nose STILL hurts!

by ballsweat December 17, 2007

Dirty Lucario

The act of shoving a deck of Pokemon cards up someones ass, then pulling them out with your teeth.

dirty lucario

by The gerbil of 1999 April 15, 2010

Dirty Luca

When you bone your mom until she gives you your dogs tail to consume

Dirty Luca is an

Epic win

by Ms.Schatzlein March 20, 2019

dirty luca

The manipulation of a wine bottle being shoved into an anus.

I professionally did a dirty luca with my husband.

by ColaBeb April 14, 2020

Dirty Luca

When a woman is pegging a male with her 3 foot dildo whilst another female shits in the males eyes leading to a filthy burning sensation which can only be put out by queef.

Me and Angella gave Ale a 'Dirty Luca' last night.

by Finley Butler November 17, 2021

Dirty Lucas

When male uses iron to dry woman vagina then iron penis and putting it in antilopa at same time

I heard Jack did Dirty Lucas yesterday. He is in hospital lmao.

by fineryx April 1, 2020

Dirty Luca

When you have dried crusty poop kernels stuck to your poop hair
Verb / Noun

When that dog turned around his but was covered in Dirty Luca's.

by Mother of Poms April 16, 2020