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Dirty PB+J

The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.
I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.
by I'm Jick Rames Bitch! November 25, 2011
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Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007
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Dirty PB&J

When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.
Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"
by mohecan August 23, 2014
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dirty samantha j

the hottest person in the whole universe who eats ass like a total god
"bro, that bitch over there is a total dirty samantha j"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
by heyheypee May 6, 2022
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Dirty J Rabb

A dirty J Rabb is a sexual act where a man takes his fat cock and fucks a dog in the ass, then wipes the shit on a woman’s forehead, in the shape of the letter J. After this is finished, the man then fucks the woman in the ass, and wipes her shit on the dogs forehead in the shape of the letter R.
Last night was Crazy, I was fucking my girl last night and she made me do a dirty J Rabb on her with her Great Dane
by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025
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Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
by Nightferret July 17, 2024
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