hairy dartboard

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

by Gerth May 3, 2007

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Dartboard

A £2 coin.

"You got a nugget for a game of pool?"
"Nah mate I've only got a dartboard."

by Stevie Crow May 17, 2010

brown dartboard

When you insert the poop of a person into the anus of another person

Hi, would you like to try a brown dartboard?

by Dylahooga July 29, 2012

dirtbird

A woman of ill repute. A promiscuous female. A dirty, venerial whore who men should not touch with the longest of bargepoles.

"That Mavis is a right whore. Barry caught glowing herpes off her, the fecking dirtbird."

by Murf Murphy. April 26, 2006

dirtbird

Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.

"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"

by womoma April 15, 2005

Dallas dartboard

When a person throws a dildo like a dart (or knife, depending on size) at a person who is bent over without pants in an attempt to lodge the dildo in that persons open anus

After the frat attempted the dallas dartboard, james’ asshole was bruised for a week and they all signed to a no homo agreement as per bro code

by Your favorite ginger December 19, 2017