Dirt squirrel

A slang term for a fucking slut.

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."

by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

by Csmax August 13, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

dirt squirrel

A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.

" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"

by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.

"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"

by GLfoLife April 30, 2013

Dirt Squirrel

Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.

Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.

by Kmd89 April 26, 2016