Dipstick

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

by Egaro February 16, 2009

dipstick

a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!

by ibdablonde37 August 28, 2008

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

DipStick

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.

That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!

by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022

dipstick

Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.

"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."

by Yegga Yegga September 13, 2017

dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

Dipstick

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick

by Indi Dae February 15, 2009