Dipstick

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

by Egaro February 16, 2009

dipstick

a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!

by ibdablonde37 August 28, 2008

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

dipstick

Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.

"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."

by Yegga Yegga September 13, 2017

DipStick

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.

That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!

by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022

dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun

(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

Dipstick

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick

by Indi Dae February 15, 2009