Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

ding dong dick

a promiscuous lady who enjoys sexual intercourse with a penis every night, several times a night (a hoe)

"she went ding dong dickin with every guy in our school! what a whore!"

by mel and al December 9, 2014

diego's dick

big ass american black dick 20 meters long. Much awesomer than josé's, and the best toy ofr naughty ladies

I'm jeleous of diego's dick

by Jose mini rabo November 29, 2016

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Dingy Dirty Dick

Having anal sex with your girlfriend's best friend & then afterwards having your unsuspecting girlfriend give you oral sex.

She was unaware of her boyfriend's Dingy Dirty Dick.

by Little Sneeks April 4, 2022

dingy dickin

Having sex with many women without a condom

Tyrone be out here dingy dickin don’t fuck with him

by Mclovin20202020 December 18, 2019