donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017

Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.

"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"

by I Don't Need to Whisper June 26, 2006

Dinglefoot

When you step in dog shit with your bare feet you have a case of the dinglefoot.

Oh damn that smells like dinglefoot.

by dingleheimer November 15, 2011

Dinglewoodilitus

A disease that appears after exposure or close proximity to dinglewood. Symptoms first appear as hives or rash. Later developments include tiredness / sleepiness and waking up with a sore rectum.

She’s displaying symptoms of dinglewoodilitus.

by DrZach October 12, 2020

Dinglenorb

A person who acts goofy or foolish.

"I rode around the mall with a go-kart, I got kicked out..."
"You are such a dinglenorb."

by Villuso July 4, 2022

Dingleocken

A wiggly dangler that makes big noises when you sit on it.

“James? How many Dingleockens can fit in there?”

by SMGS_Playzgamez September 13, 2023

Inglenook

the finest wine you can get for 6 dollars.

Head on on down to the bodega, and got you a bottle of inglenook. The finest wine you can buy for six dollars.

by elyssai August 25, 2009