dinglemuffin

a cross between a dingleberry and a pudgemuffin

ha you little fat fuck go wipe your ass you stupid dinglemuffin

by dont worry bout it December 10, 2004

dingledorf

Employees who work from home and don't do anything all day.

Those people always complain their computers don't work and dingledorf around all day.

by toki_wartooth November 21, 2010

dingledorf

The act of farting on peoples when they are unconscious, sleeping, staring off into space, or otherwise not paying attention to what you or they are doing. Warning, this may cause people to become your enemy's.

"I totally just dingledorfed James."

by havingfunatparty February 19, 2012

dinglehoffer

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)

The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!

by Badger creater of Badgerisms November 21, 2013

Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

by carogray13 November 30, 2009

dinglepuffer

Those who can make you bust up with one glance. They are commonly spotted in groups of two. They are very very VERY rare. Good luck finding these unique creatures. But if you are lucky enough to interact with one, you will be enchanted by their magical beauty, but won't understand their craziness. Yet once you meet them, once you get past their oddness, You will never ever forget them. :)

"I feel the urge to dance with that dinglepuffer."

"Human's suck, I want to be a dinglepuffer."

by a nut February 4, 2010

Dinglepuff

A whale that has had an allergic reaction to a prawn that has touched it

Prawn; hey whale imma touch you

Whale; nooo I'll turn into a dinglepuff

by Iay_ovelay_aylybay September 21, 2018