dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004

dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

dingleberries

dried up unwiped pieces of crap that cling to the hairs in between someone's ass cheeks.

Yo Rock you need to wash your ass so you can get rid of those dingleberries.

by vinman94 December 23, 2007

dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

by Andrew March 3, 2004

dingleberries

poop that hangs off the hair in the butthole.

Man, those dingleberries really disgusted my date last night when he tried to stick it in me.

by Poop Daddy March 28, 2007