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tom: hey adam, why are you so ethnical today?
adam: that's because I'm trying to be a difruscio!
tom: OHHH...chode
adam: that's because I'm trying to be a difruscio!
tom: OHHH...chode
by captlights November 26, 2010
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AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009
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by megatron. August 26, 2009
Get the Dillus mug.Verb- to attempt to tell a story or make a point but instead ramble excessively with circuitous side stories and boring lengthy tangents that never get to the point and thus losing and boring the audience. It is the opposite of succinct, clear, entertaining and focused.
When we asked our tour guide why there was a statue of Buddha here, he dilruked by going back to Buddha’s first out of 550 life born stories. After a 15 minute dissertation, we never figured out why the statue was there. We were dilruked!
by Slanka January 1, 2019
Get the Dilruk mug.Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
by The King October 16, 2003
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