“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
Get the Dinosaur Dildo mug.The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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The man of my dreams. He is hot, a hufflepuff like myself, strong, handsome, and did I mention he is the most wonderful human/wizard being EVER.
by simpforcedric September 10, 2020
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Get the Cedric diggory mug.San Diego is a place with the perfect year-round weather located in Southern California. We don't call it Cali. If you want the surf or snow or desert all in the same day--you've got it here! Home of THE BEST mexican food. NOTHING COMPARES. Home of the infamous marine st beach well known for "womping." The downtown nightlife is pretty good. San Diego is one of the best cities in the nation!!! Home of the Chargers and Padres!! The high school kids all have surf teams that all practice before school, and if you are a San Diego native, about have of your school will go to State. (SDSU)
by SanDiegoLover March 13, 2009
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Known greatly for it's sunny weather year-round, it's beaches, and it's vicinity to Los Angeles.
Such tourist attractions include:
-Legoland
-Sea World
-Seaport Village
-Belmont Park
Although the estate's prices are unbelievably high, some think it's all worth it. Many believe the stereotypes of "So-Cal" of being toned, tanned, and practically living at the beach are what San Diego consists of, when in reality, majority is overweight.
Known greatly for it's sunny weather year-round, it's beaches, and it's vicinity to Los Angeles.
Such tourist attractions include:
-Legoland
-Sea World
-Seaport Village
-Belmont Park
Although the estate's prices are unbelievably high, some think it's all worth it. Many believe the stereotypes of "So-Cal" of being toned, tanned, and practically living at the beach are what San Diego consists of, when in reality, majority is overweight.
Joe: Hey Mike! Let's hit up those great waves in San Diego next week!
Mike: Hell yeee Joe, then we can kick it in TJ &get our mayjane on =p
Mike: Hell yeee Joe, then we can kick it in TJ &get our mayjane on =p
by COLLINhitup January 11, 2008
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