She is a fucking bitch. She thinks she is something when she isn’t. Im gonna fuck her on the bridge between continents and she is gonna be humiliated to both continents.
by HardBeak April 3, 2022
Get the Dilek mug.The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."
Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
by Kraegarth October 14, 2012
Get the Ultimate Dilemma mug.The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:
(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.
This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.
This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.
by amachi February 16, 2008
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Get the Dalekphobia mug.Diletta is an Italian name. It means beloved and beautiful. Seams shy but inside she is clever and adorable. She is also spontaneously funny and is a good kisser (kiss master). Girls want to be her and boys want to have her.
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by HakunaxMatata September 22, 2013
Get the dilem mug.A mystical duck shrine found on numerous Minecraft servers, omnipresent owing to its minimalism and likeness to ducks. Each Dilck statue hosts a deceased dilck's spirit, acting as its vessel and providing builders with a place of worship.
Steve: "O great dilck, please bless me with good fortune in my hunt tonight."
Dilck: "Firstly, it's Gerald, and secondly, here, have 64 steaks."
Dilck: "Firstly, it's Gerald, and secondly, here, have 64 steaks."
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