dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

Dildostrouss

Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.

Men who say homosexual sayings.

EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?

Look at that dildostrouss over there.

He is defineitly a dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss.

by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

by Awesumness January 16, 2007

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dildoscular

Relating to or similar to a dildo

You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”

by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018