dildonating

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010

dildont

A dildo that should NOT be used. Some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. Commonly used by Nazis against the Jews during the Holocaust.

Hitler: We need an alternate use of death for the Jews! Bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
Nazi Soldier: Our scientists are working on anew torture device, the Dildont.

by DildoMastuh September 2, 2013

dildobotomy

Mashing of the frontal lobe through the eye socket using a dildo strapped to the forehead

That umpire needs a dildobotomy for calling that ball a strike!

by TomBally November 1, 2010

dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.

Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .

by duck tape November 12, 2009

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

dildonation

A semi-active group chat <3

dildonation is filled with gay ppl

by alexandersclit December 3, 2020