A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.
Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
by Dovehunter2 June 12, 2018
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Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011
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Get the Dandruff ditcher mug.The coolest kid in the world. He is a swaggy dude with lots of money. He is very tall and smart. He is a great worker and anyone would be lucky to hire him. He is the coolest guy in the world. He is not gay. He is very straight.
Everyone: Drew Stephen Gerald Discher is the coolest guy in the world
Idiot: I disagree
Everyone: *shoots the idiot*32
Idiot: I disagree
Everyone: *shoots the idiot*32
by Drew is cool March 21, 2022
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John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010
Get the Text-Ditcher mug.(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.
Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006
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