A Fat Slob that's never had a date in his life. Looks for friends on a message board. Has Mrs Doll as his companion.
DikTesla has Mrs Doll in the passenger seat as he enters the local McDonald's parking lot. Paints Mrs Doll's lips red!
by Mr DikTesla November 21, 2010
Get the diktesla mug.The act of faking or staging completely unbelievable video content or just insanely stupid behavior to get your coveted "clicks"and waste everyone's time.
did you see that 'outed my gf cheating during baby gender reveal' video? It was a case of rampant diktokking!
"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"
"Look at me I fell in the market, I'm a diktokker"
by Kabong64 December 31, 2022
Get the Diktokking mug.A term used to refer to someone as a mildly annoying nuisance that doesn't exactly ruin your whole day but simply degrades the quality of the once relaxing time you were having prior to the presence of the claimed Cloaked Diktip Deluxe being apparent.
by 2021 Author VERIFIED January 25, 2021
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by NikTesla October 23, 2010
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Get the diktat mug.A person male who is fucking a girl and gets a call from another girl he fucks regularly because she needs a ride home from jail or she will get booked in. He proceeds to tell her he's just finishing his orgasm and he will be there. When they arrived at her home after being picked up from the jail he proceeded to try to fuck her when it is obvious that he has not showered because he smells like her. She allows him to fuck her because she feels obligated. Because he saved her; but she does not enjoy it at all and is left feeling disrespected, degraded, and cheap
Jinn: OMG! I cannot fucking believe you tried to have sex with me right after you fucked another girl !! Youvdidn't even take a shower !!! You smelled just like her!!!
Viktor: well dang I didn't have time I had to come get you so quickly or you would have been booked in.
Jinn: well then you should have fucking waited till the next time we saw each other or shower.. you just don't know how fucking disrespectful that was!! Such a Diktor!
Viktor: well dang I didn't have time I had to come get you so quickly or you would have been booked in.
Jinn: well then you should have fucking waited till the next time we saw each other or shower.. you just don't know how fucking disrespectful that was!! Such a Diktor!
by BuckLey Woodcock May 30, 2018
Get the Diktor mug.Some dude who marries his sister because she's so damn hot. He may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it..."my nipple could kick your ass!"
Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.
Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.
I wish I were a DikTard!
by Xw1s3 March 16, 2004
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