Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.

"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!

by BlazingZ January 14, 2019

coco van dijk

the better van dijk. has style.

"look how stylish she is"
"it must be coco van dijk"

by ruels wife January 18, 2021

Ava Van Dijk

Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them. She tends to pretend to have a smile on when really she is sad. She loves helping others and gives them advice that she should probably take, but you know the saying. 'Easier said than done'. ;)
Ava loves animals and adores puppies. Ava also tends to have a crush on a new guy very often, but only because she doesn't know if they like her back and if she will be rejected.
If you were to ever date an Ava van Dijk try to make sure that you love her.

Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them.

by Dragonboatbobafestival February 24, 2022

alexandra van dijk

Nicest, Funniest, Coolest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Be happy with her, maker her happy, she deserves it. She has been sad enough.

You are Alexandra van dijk

by hellods0306 February 23, 2017

connor van dijk

A tall bloke with a massive cock and a sexy girlfriend

Wow look at that guy over there he is tall,has a fit gf and a large cock he must be called Connor van Dijk

by DefinitelyNotConnor October 10, 2017

dijkstra

A guy who invented a shortest path algorithm.

"Bob learned of dijkstra's algorithm"

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid July 11, 2019

Dijkemaatje

Slamming a piece of hardware that isn't functioning correct in hope of fixing that problem. Then, instead of fixing the piece, you break it.

Dude my laptop isn't functioning normal, it's making funny noises.

Well give it a good slam maybe it'll stop.

*SLAM*
ah now it's broken!!!
DUDE ! you just performed a Dijkemaatje!

by Maximillion1991 October 24, 2011