Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Digestive Biscuit

A digestive biscuit, sometimes described as a sweet-meal biscuit, is a semi-sweet biscuit that originated in Scotland. The digestive was first developed in 1839 by two Scottish doctors to aid digestion.

I got a box of Mcvitie's Digestive biscuit's at the market today!

by Smellietheace May 18, 2021

digestive

(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.

Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...
You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...
Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?
You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!

by dahnor October 26, 2004

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017