diffulcated

When you have a problem that is difficult and complicated at the same time.

Cooking dinner while talking on the phone is diffulcated!

by Katelyneze May 30, 2014

difficutie

a conjunction of difficult and cutie. Used mostly to name a cute person who is too stubborn.

rox: I'm fat
mer: no you aren't! don't think like that, you're perfect.
rox: no I'm fat. I'm squishy.
mer: so? alot of people are squishy. it doesn't mean they are fat! and trust me, you aren't fat.
rox: no, I'm positive that I'm fat.
mer: gah, there is no reasoning with you. you are such a difficutie

by Mertown November 22, 2007

Difflicated

Something so complex it can only be described by combining Difficult and Complicated into one word.

Damn man, i thought that last test was hard, but this one was difflicated as hell.

by TMONEY August 13, 2005

Duffication

When railing a girl doggy style a man places two fingers in the females asshole. Once the fingers are inserted into the asshole the male attempts to use those fingers to masturbate himself through her asshole. The name is mixture of defication and masturbation.

Man I tried to give her the duffication but when I tried to get that second finger in she got pissed.

by Duffman81221 January 7, 2014

Diflicted.

Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted or messed up.

That building's shape is diflicted.
That piece of art has a diflicted shape.
Jans face is ugly and diflicted
I don't understand why this is so diflicted.
Timmy from southpark is diflicted.

by                      October 11, 2006

Draficate

When you wake up for work at 0430 every weekday but your buddy sets fantasy draft at 2100 on a Thursday essentially shitting all over your dreams of winning this year.

“Hey how do you think youre gonna do in this years fantasy league?

“Oh im screwed. Kurt draficated all over my hopes and dreams of being competitive this season.”

by Feral fecal photos September 1, 2023

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012