Soulman Diddleman

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.

Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.

by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010

diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

diddlewarts

warts that you get from diddling.

you got diddlewarts from his penis.

by jinnrice November 20, 2017

diddlegaf

Idk it’s on tiktok

Sophia “I’m so depressed “
Jamie”hey Sophia diddlegaf”
Sophia”huh?”
Jamie”does it look like I give a fuck?”

by Polysexualbitch September 17, 2021

diddlemaxxing

A word invented by Mouse and Khizoon while playing Video games.

Diddlemaxxing - The act of practicing the act of the diddler to its maximum capacity

"Why is that guy rubbing himself up and down in baby oil?"
"Oh, he is just diddlemaxxing, don't mind him"

by zandol February 25, 2025