diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.
1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"
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i rly wanna diddle that boy tonight
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To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent
<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.
by Shandon April 17, 2008
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1. The act of continuously moving one's fingers back and forth along a surface. Usually the genitals of a person.
1. Wow! She diddle my balls!

2. Man, I can't believe I diddled her elbow for three days.
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Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"
by Laur June 25, 2003
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to get it on but not to far, just to the point where u can tell ur mom, kissing wit tongue
Reanne and Zach didn't diddle but it was expected to happen.
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verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible
"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"
by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 13, 2006
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