by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017
Get the Dicktarded mug.Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
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richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.
by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008
Get the dickard mug.the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
Get the dicktarded mug.Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time
by yogurtwater August 30, 2019
Get the Dicktard mug.The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.
Also known as dickswell.
Also known as dickswell.
"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."
"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."
"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."
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