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The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
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dickwad

Me. I am a dickwad. You are a dickwad.
by Gil F. October 14, 2002
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dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)
Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.
by jade6ix August 24, 2016
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dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?
by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
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dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'
girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!
by J October 17, 2003
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dickwads

that dickwad took my cash!
by maxzilla June 23, 2003
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