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Dickture 

Hey babe, send me a dickture.
Dickture by Hagman Truuts September 7, 2018

Dickture 

Let‘s get this straight, we all know dick pick are out. So we got a new thing going on boys and girls and its called the dickture. LETS GET THE NUDES GOING FOR A REAL ONE!
Gurl this dickture is so hot, right pamela?
Dickture by kati420 January 2, 2019

Dickture Message 

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.
Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross
Dickture Message by zac archer April 18, 2010
Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
dicture by EZBaked October 18, 2010

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.
Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.
dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019