dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dictention

A girl that only wants dick and attention.

She only wants dictention.

by Luc Belaire July 7, 2018

Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Dicktention

When someone is only dating for dick and attention

Carl: Is it me or Karen only talks about banging her boyfriend?
Peter: Thats true, she’s probably only dating him for Dicktention

by WoRdMaKeR_101 March 11, 2019

dickmensions

Dick dimensions!

What are the dickmensions on that fucking hog?

by shadowbytes December 2, 2023