dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

by Z CUP November 9, 2007

DICKtatorship

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

Dickbutter

Another name for male sperm

You got dickbutter on your jeans.

I left dickbutter on her face.

by Hollywood E April 1, 2009