Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksand

A female version of being "whipped" (crazy in love with and subservient to.) When a girl feels this way about a boy, she's stuck in the dicksand.

She never shuts the fuck up about him! She's totally stuck miles deep in the dicksand.

by M&M5ever April 7, 2017

dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

by Cape Horn December 27, 2010

dickstuck

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.

"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."

by Sullenmax April 3, 2017

Dickstamp

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.

"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground

Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains

by Notkyle August 3, 2009