Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.

Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.

by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018

Dicksmear

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.

Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.

by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

Dickmentia

When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.

This is both within context for both males and females.

GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!

by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010

Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

dickmentor

dickmentor is like dementor from the harry potter movies.
as we all know a demonstor takes your soul.
but a dickmentor,, takes your dick instead.

Jonas: "Harry! there is a dickmentor behind you, cover up your dick!"
Harry: "oh shit dude!!"

by Baasch December 11, 2016