mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Dickbutter

Another name for male sperm

You got dickbutter on your jeans.

I left dickbutter on her face.

by Hollywood E April 1, 2009

dickshitter

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.

Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.

by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

DickFitzer

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose

I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week

by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

dickster

1. One who is very proficient at sex and frequently engages in sexual activity.

2. One who seeks to do the same.

3. Inherited ability or family trait for 1 and 2 above.

1. That's the third babe I've seen him with this week and chicks are constantly calling him,too. He must be a real dickster.

2. That dickster can't get any work done around here the way he's do'n everthing that moves.

3. He comes from a long line of dicksters.

by Linnie Bone August 24, 2006