dickshow

Someone who is very clearly being a giant dick, but in an entertaining and almost satisfying way.

You guys need to come see this. Judd is totally being a dickshow right now.

by NoodleNed May 29, 2014

Dickchop

A website in a .gif form that shows a man severely cutting off his penis and his testicles. It is very disturbing, search pain olympics dickchop in google if you want to see it!

Guy 1: Dude have you seen Dickchop?

Guy 2: Omfg yes it's haunting!!!

by Eric Wilber January 3, 2009

Dickshoe

A rather fashionable pair of shoes for your dick.

"Phenom just got the coolest dickshoe, I have ever seen."

by Shocky4878 July 21, 2009

dickshot

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.

Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.

by The Perm June 11, 2007

dickshooter

Another name for someone whos being an ass whole.

Man, my math teacher has been a total dickshooter lately.

by T.J. Hansen June 30, 2009

dickshot

1. (n.) Semen, specifically the drops of splattered ejaculate (generally on another person's face), analogous to the tiny metal pellets often used in shotgun ammunition.

2. (v. intr.) To be assaulted by someone who holds, or has held, the office of Vice President of the United States of America (so named after 46th Vice President, Richard Cheney).

3. (v. tr.) To ejaculate on someone's face.

4. (v. tr.) To injure someone by careless accident.

Some atest Hamilton's last words were, "I don't believe it! Aaron Burr just totally dickshot me!"

I dickshot that slut until she needed a towel for each side of her face.

The truck driver was horrified once he realized willful lack of sleep was the reason why he completely dickshot the man now lying in the crosswalk.

by Pahana February 16, 2006

dickscoping

Instead of using the scope properly, you aim down the sights and shoot when the crosshairs meet, then zoom back out. Anyone who doesn't snipe this way is called out for being a hardscoper.

I would like to see those kids try dickscoping in Iraq.

by poniesareawesome June 21, 2012