Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

Dickhoused

To be drunk.

Man, he was totally dickhoused last night.

by Spongebob Pooppants May 24, 2009

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.

ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"

by JDubbbb January 13, 2007

Dicknose

A person who does not take helpful advice and fails due to being hard headed.

Dancee is a fuckin dicknose

by The 1 who gotcha April 9, 2017