dickdemon

A sadistik person who furiously enjoys all aspects of the male's dick

"Argh, ya dickdemon," grunted the pirate to the British Prime Minister.

by rockstarsuperstar2000 March 5, 2004

Dicklement

The act of complementing a guy on his penis.

Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.

by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.

"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"

by Niggar? October 19, 2017

dicklebobber

A penis that has received a surgical enlargement and, consequently, is able to float when placed in water.

Girl A: "Man I would love to date Damian, but his penis is so damn tiny"
Girl B: "OMG did you not hear? He got his junk enlarged just the other day!"
Girl A: "Well unless it's a DICKLEBOBBER, I'm not interested!"

by shadosnpr16 April 26, 2014

Dicklesnart

when you be snartin' cock my dude.

"Did you know that Jennifer committed the act of Dicklesnart?"
"What the Fuck"

by sugglenarder April 5, 2021

dicklejuice

one. a salty liquid that is exited through a penis.
two. another word for cum.
three. only people that like salt will highly enjoy this.

"hey do you like salt?!"
"ughh, yeah."
"HHAHAH! so then you like dicklejuice?"
"Whaaaa?"
(laughs and runs away)

by camay and sierra. December 26, 2008