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Dicknapping

1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.
Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."

"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."
by Hishungness June 18, 2013
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dimehopping

Dimehopping also spelled dime-hopping is when someone chooses to hop between dimensions.
Jerry: What did you on Saturday?

Ben: I was dimehopping in between reality and rubbing my eyes to hard.

Jerry: That’s pretty lit bro.
by Kylobob Squarenigga March 13, 2018
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dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.
I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.
by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023
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